First 500 only · Bangalore, India

Your trauma
is a weapon.
Your friends
are the target.

"Healing is temporary. Petty is forever." — A card game for people who know the vocabulary and still use it against each other.

of 500 spots claimed

Waitlist filling 18%

First print run ships when we hit 500. ₹200 holds your spot today — rest on delivery.

Waitlist Card

Hold your copy.

₹200 secures your spot. We collect the remaining ₹1,099 right before your copy ships — and you can exit before that, full refund, no drama.

₹200

Commitment deposit today ₹1,099 on dispatch · Total ₹1,299

Fully refundable if we don't hit 500 · No spam · One email when you ship

How this works

Reserve your spot

Pay ₹200 to hold your copy. Waitlist caps at 500. Once it's full, it's full.

Today

We hit 500

When the list fills, we place the print order and send you a timeline with your spot number.

When full

Pay the rest

₹1,099 collected before your copy ships. Exit anytime before this — full refund, no questions.

Before shipping

It arrives

First print run. Your name in the thank-you insert. Time to traumatise your friends.

Ship date TBD

6 card types.
One existential crisis.

Every mechanic is the concept. Ghosted literally stops someone from healing.

Progress Card

BREAK-
THROUGH!

Small wins count. Even if no one else notices.

Plus 1 TPP.

Disruptive Card

BURN-
OUT.

Remove 1 TPP from target. Because you can.

Secret Card

REPRESSED MEMORY.

Nothing can block this. One player drops to 3 TPP. You are doomed.

Relationship Card

TRAUMA BOND

Healing without me? I don't think so. Set target TPP to 2 less than yours.

Defense Card

COPING MECH-ANISM

Block a disruptive card. Crying optional.

Personality Card

THE OVER-THINKER

Hold 7 cards instead of 5. You contain multitudes.

Progress [RARE]

BREAK-THROUGH MOMENT

Only at 1–2 TPP. Plus 3 immediately. Cannot be blocked. Rock bottom clicked.

Tested. For real.

10K

Games simulated

Real café sessions

Minutes avg. 4 players

9.1

Design score out of 10

2–6

Players, sweet spot is 4

"I played Repressed Memory on my friend right as she hit 4 TPP. She hasn't spoken to me since. Best ₹200 I ever spent."

Rhea · Bangalore · café session

"First card game where every mechanic actually makes the theme funnier. Ghosted literally stops someone from progressing."

Arjun · Hyderabad · beta tester

"Explained it in under 10 minutes and everyone was laughing by turn 3. It taught itself."

Kavya · Pune · game night

Transparent about the money.

We're not collecting full payment upfront because the game hasn't shipped yet. ₹200 means we can plan the print run. The rest happens right before your copy leaves — and you can exit before that step, full refund, no drama. Unlike your situationship.

Commitment deposit

Paid today to hold your spot

₹200

Balance on dispatch

Collected before your copy ships

₹1,099

✓

Total. Card game. Yours.

Same price as retail — no early bird tax

₹1,299

Your trauma is a weapon. Your friends are the target.